You think I’m so stupid, wrapped round your pinky
Well I’m telling you that you’re the size of a twinky
Once fell in love with your charm and your lies
At one point in time I thought without you I’d die.

Oh that was before I knew, that was before I grew

Came in to see ya, but what did I see,
Some pretty little heels that don’t belong to me

Oh that was before I knew, that was before I grew

Read my lips and watch me go
Got no room in my schedule for 50 Cent clones
No we ain’t friends, and will never be
Keep in touch with you? I’d rather hang from a tree
If you holler at me while I’m driving round
I’ma stamp on you with the heels of her’s that you left out

Heard of life after death? Well you’re dead to me
You disrespected me now I’ma sting you like a bee
The girl that knew you needed self assurance
Any girl who touches you should claim for insurance
Medical check ups, you know what I mean
After ten thousand showers, still you’ll never be clean

Oh that was before I knew, that was before I grew

Read my lips and watch me go
Got no room in my schedule for 50 Cent clones
No we ain’t friends, and will never be
Keep in touch with you? I’d rather hang from a tree
If you holler at me while I’m driving round
I’ma stamp on you with the heels of her’s that you left out

Title: Chalk & Cheese
I don’t know how we fell together
This paring seems so odd
But some how knew we’d last forever
You’re like my favourite song
I don’t profess to love it
But behind closed doors I love it
I wrap myself around the words
Live the rhythm, breathe the rhythm
Smile so much about the rhythm
And then I finally see..

You & I are chalk and cheese
Black & white, pain & ease
Know there’s nothing greater to see
Than the worlds most perfect
Chalk & Cheese.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not ashamed
But PDA is not my game
I play it tough, he plays it sweet
We sing the same song to a different beat
Huffing & puffing, Tossing & Turning
Your simple phrases evoke my learning
It’s your silent ways that silence the room
Any moment you leave is a moment too soon
And that’s truth, that all day long
I’m humming to my favourite song

You & I are chalk and cheese
Black & white, pain & ease
Know there’s nothing greater to see
Than the worlds most perfect
Chalk & Cheese

Hi All,

Thanks for checking out my blog – really appreciate it.

So here’s the thing, in my spare time I’ve started to write songs. However once I get 3/4 of the way through writing my songs I start to dislike the tune I’ve created and then totally lose all motivation for completing the darn piece. Seeing as I dig the lyrics I write but not so much the tunes, I figured it would be a waste to dispose of  what I now like to call ‘poetry for music’.

So for all you songwriters who would like some lyrics to attach to a hot backing track: Here are my ‘Lyrics 4 Sale’

If you would like to purchase my lyrics, you can email me on [email protected]

For all others who are just interested in reading some random poetry for music, please feel free to comment on what you think. Positive & Negative comments are all welcomed, so long as they’re constructive ones.